Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a man walks into horse bar

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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