Spell: “This word”

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Alex Eggbert

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

I'm gay. No homo.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

¿melano?

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Anti Joke

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