Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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JEWS

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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