- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

asian drivers.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

JEWS

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

DOWN

The penn state football administration

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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