What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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