What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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