Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A Weight loss service that works

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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