- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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