Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

my namew is jd

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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