why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Your mom.

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Vagina ass.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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