What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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