- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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