P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Your mother is a man.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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PUDDING

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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