Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Women.

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no

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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