Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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