- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Spell: “This word”

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Women's Rights.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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