How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Girls Basketball.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

You

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

black people

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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