Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Guess what? No.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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