- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Women.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Male penises.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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