Women's Rights.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Ham sandwich

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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involved parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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#scabbers

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