A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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The Holocaust

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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