"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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