- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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