What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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