What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Dick spice

I am on a escalator.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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