- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my namew is jd

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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