- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's cold and icy? Ice

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

fack me!

elliot forsythe is a paedo

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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