why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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