Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Comedy.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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