Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Weiner

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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