- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

verry nice how mUCH?

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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