yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Male penises.

Potato

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

PENlS.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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