Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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