- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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