Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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a man walks into horse bar

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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oh hiya come in

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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