- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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