Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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dislike this...please.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A black man walks into a book store.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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