- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

your father died

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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