Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

women's rights

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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