A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

joe diragi makes paul look straight

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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