- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women have rights

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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