- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A child with cancer grows up.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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