- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

ROSS G IS OBESE

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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