- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

I am on a escalator.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What does A duck smoke? Quack

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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