Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Comedy.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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