What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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