Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Women.

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Hi.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Spinabifita

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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