What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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general tso's broccoli

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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