- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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