What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Joe Biden

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black people

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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mark is mark

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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