- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

24!

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Ms. Smoot's class

Watch your lips.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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