- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

black people

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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