What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Obamacare haters

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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