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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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