Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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