Gadaffi

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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