Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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