Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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