- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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