knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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