A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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My butt!!!!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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A blind man walks into a bar

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Heartlight

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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