What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

penis

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

involved parents.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

#scabbers

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

hi michael

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