- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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