How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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women's rights

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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