- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

black people

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Joe Biden

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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