whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Ham sandwich

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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penis

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Anti Joke

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