- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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