The bird is not the word.... Its two

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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