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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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