- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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