- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Doorbell salesman.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

My butt!!!!

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

:O + :P = 69

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