Where's my tractor?

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Cold camel scrotum.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Hearpin my durp

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Anti Joke

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