Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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:O + :P = 69

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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