- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Romney 2012

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

I am on a escalator.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Cold camel scrotum.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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