Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Hearpin my durp

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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