Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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