Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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