Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What is White over Black? Society.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Potato.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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