- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Homework.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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