- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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