- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Do you know what they say? Words

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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