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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Poop

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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