- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Mitt Romney.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

women's rights

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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