(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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penis

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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#scabbers

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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