Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

black people

knock knock. who's there? someone.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

You should never talk to strangers.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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