- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I have a crush on my dad.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Ham sandwich

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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