Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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