- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

women's rights

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

penis

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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