- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a knob? ross d

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

I am on a escalator.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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