Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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