There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Hearpin my durp

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

I am on a escalator.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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