Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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